To the chocolate monster and my other loyal fans...

I am leaving on my holidays in the morning, and it will be a week before I blog again. I know the separation will be hard, but I will be thinking of you while I enjoying myself, and I may even shed a tear at all the pearls of wisdom you are missing. Remember, the words of a slightly less talented author than I, 'parting is such sweet sorrow.'

Take care, and til we meet again!

Mungo's list

Mungo went on holidays and he brought with him: -
1. Special formula white monkey 'ape shine' shampoo.
2. Special formula white monkey 'ape shine' conditioner
3. Special formula white monkey 'ape shine expert' all over body mask
4. Loofa
5. Fluffy slippers
6. Bathrobe
7. Comb
8. Fluffy monogramed bath towel
9. Mango and peach scented bubble bath for spa bath
10. Snuggle tight lavendar scented pillow
11. Banana holder and week long supply of bananas
12. mirror
13. mp3 with my favourite motivational sentences (spoken by me)
14. Pen and paper (for making notes on my brilliance)
15. A selection for books suitable for my genius
16. A selection of puzzle books to while away the time
17. A selection of inspirational posters, featuring my face and quotes from me
18. 'au de monkey' air freshener
19. A selection of movies (starring myself)
20. A selection of music (Mungo's best)

That is just my starter list. I'm wondering if I should take one enormous suitcase or two medium sized ones?

By the way, I won't be blogging while I'm on hols. I know you will suffer without my daily drops of wisdom, but absence makes the heart grow fonder (if possible).

So much to do, so little time?

Only four days to go before my holidays and I have a lot to do. I think there might be a Nodpot meeting in Donegal (I hope not, I am planning on having fun!) so I better get Bookwryms finished and I have to make sure Iseult posts my next three submission packages this week (she didn't do it either Thursday or Friday and she kept on coming up with stupid excuses. She better do it tomorrow). Anyway, along with that I have to pack and do other things - better get started so!

Map of the Animal Kingdom

Iseult drew this map (to my specifications, of course) of the Kingdom of Animals yesterday. I'm sending it out with my submission package. It is nice and colourful, a little childish, but not too bad. Of course, I would have done a better job drawing it myself, but I didn't have the heart to say no to Iseult. Let's see how it goes with the agents.

Welcome back Chocolate Monster!

Greetings to the Chocolate Monster. Hope you had a good holiday stuffing your face with choccie. I am glad you liked the picture of Doggie. Don't worry, I have recovered from my injuries. I wasn't shot, but I got a bad concussion. The investigation is still open. Keep supporting my blog!